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   Registered Member #1 Joined: Tue Aug 07 2007, 05:15AMPosts: 207 | It's never easy to overcome innate nerdity, a serious Internet addiction, or a hard-core computer gaming habit, but trying usually isn't as painful as kidney stones. Here's how: Let go of the mouse. Turn off the computer. Play a game of solitaire with a real deck of cards. Eat something other than taco chips. Fart without recording it and putting it up your Web page. Get some sleep in bed rather than on your keyboard. Next time you wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, don't tell everyone on your ICQ list about it. Open a window without turning your computer back on (yes, it is possible). Very gradually expose your eyes to increasingly bright light so as to avoid damage or permanent sun blindness. When you feel prepared for a massive dose of non-CRT radiation, put on welding goggles and go outside. If you see someone, say "Hi" to them instead of trying to make the modem connect sound. Visit a friend that you haven't spoken to in years because they don't have an email address. Have ".com" officially removed from behind your name. Go on a date with someone you didn't meet in a chat room. ----------------------------------------------------------------- On a personal note.... I think that having a .com after your name would be fucking awesome... I mean.... yeah it would no question about it. | ||
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  Registered Member #36 Joined: Tue Sep 25 2007, 01:48AMPosts: 8 | Omfg that made me fall of my chair Bow Down to the Great Saten , I come From New Zealand Yipi-ki-ya-mother-fuckers | ||
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  Registered Member #2 Joined: Sat Aug 11 2007, 02:44AMPosts: 106 | That's good. Leaving the computer is half the battle. | ||
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| Registered Member #1 Joined: Tue Aug 07 2007, 05:15AMPosts: 207 | now the other half is dealing with the shakes that come 1-2 hours later depending on how much other tech you got around you. | ||
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| Registered Member #36 Joined: Tue Sep 25 2007, 01:48AMPosts: 8 | lol. i cant turn of my computer ^^, it is server computer at a internet cafe hahahaha Bow Down to the Great Saten , I come From New Zealand Yipi-ki-ya-mother-fuckers | ||
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 Registered Member #121 Joined: Fri Jul 11 2008, 01:51PMPosts: 4 | Saten wrote ... lol. i cant turn of my computer ^^, it is server computer at a internet cafe hahahaha Then you're fucked. getting drunk with friends can also be a very helpfull step | ||
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| Registered Member #129 Joined: Thu Sep 18 2008, 09:17AMPosts: 2 | I tried it strangely enough i kept having computer withdraws and eventually came back inside crying.  Project Devnull | Cheat2.5 | ||
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  Registered Member #16 Joined: Fri Aug 17 2007, 11:11PMPosts: 25 | Does it play pr0n movies on its own as well? | ||
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