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  Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | My soul hurts a little bit. To be clear, Jurrasic Park is my favourite film. Number one, seen it a thousand times - it is the first film I remember seeing in theatres. The sequels make dino-jesus cry. Quite astoundingly horrible. Ball-crushingly terrible, and I had hoped that III was the last foray in to this ill-begotten series. The film ended halfway through the story, so I didn't think I was terribly far off the mark. But no. Dinosaurs with Guns. Because, frankly, why the fuck not? [ Edited Fri Aug 17 2007, 07:06AM ] Trev Wolf | ||
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  Registered Member #2 Joined: Sat Aug 11 2007, 02:44AMPosts: 106 | Indeed. Why dinosaurs? Train apes. Apes with guns. That would make a sweet movie. | ||
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| Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | That YTMD is good stuff, it tastes like happy. Son of Kong supposed to have machine guns, Nazis. Trev Wolf | ||
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  Registered Member #6 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 10:45PMPosts: 17 | Wasn't this story already done in Mario Bros? They looked like humans, but had a machine to turn them from dinosaurs to human forms...that carried guns. | ||
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| TrevWolf |
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| Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | I think this is more base than that. They're just giving Raptors RPG's. Because they can open doors. Trev Wolf | ||
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  Registered Member #1 Joined: Tue Aug 07 2007, 05:15AMPosts: 207 | I've had it with these MOTHER FUCKING dinosaurs running around with those MOTHER FUCKING guns! | ||
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| TrevWolf |
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| Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | I'm going to have to watch this film, I'm realising. I can only hope for the best: Samuel Jackson paired with a buxom blonde as he goes "Arnold in predator" apeshit on thousands of gun-wielding neo"woah"saurs. Trev Wolf | ||
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| S3NSA |
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| Guest | Dinosaurs + Guns = Fucking Fail | ||
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| __figg |
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  Registered Member #10 Joined: Wed Aug 15 2007, 10:19PMPosts: 10 | Oh yes, I remeber when my cat started to rampage round the kitchen with a knife! It was a fun time for all of us, execpt the cat when he fell and plunged the dagger deep into it's heart. I hope dinosaurs fall to! | ||
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| TrevWolf |
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| Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | Yeah, dinosaurs don't have opposable thumbs? I wonder if the military programme was developed to create guns specifically for dinosaurs. I wonder how the hell those work. Or whether they genetically engineered dinosaurs with thumbs. But if you're doing that, why not just create some sort of gigantic dinosaur and strap novelty-sized guns to it? Still doesn't solve how he would fire the fuckers. Trev Wolf | ||
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| Registered Member #2 Joined: Sat Aug 11 2007, 02:44AMPosts: 106 | How would they know when to fire? I've seen ridiculous movie logic, but I'm having a hard time believing they can go through with something like this. | ||
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| Registered Member #1 Joined: Tue Aug 07 2007, 05:15AMPosts: 207 | well in the previous JPs we've seen that dinosaus have been getting smarter and smarter, perhaps they have evolved to such an extent that they can finally recognize who to shoot at. As for the guns maybe the guns are directly implanted into the dinosaurs and then we will get borg like dinosaurs... a-la dinobots, except alot smrarter and alot less cool | ||
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Kitten Rapist Registered Member #3 Joined: Mon Aug 13 2007, 01:28PMPosts: 102 | This movie, I'm willing to bet is still going to manage to make it big in the box office. Want to Make $$$ with your Computer? No Risk! Simply press the "Shift" button 4 four times in a row! I should be given global mod status, not because I am unintellectual or biased. Just do it for the lulz. | ||
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| Registered Member #2 Joined: Sat Aug 11 2007, 02:44AMPosts: 106 | I think they made a game about this... What was it called? Tuvok... Turion... | ||
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| TrevWolf |
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| Registered Member #5 Joined: Tue Aug 14 2007, 09:07AMPosts: 158 | Did Dinos have guns in Turok? I'm so looking forward to that 360 game now. Trev Wolf | ||
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